Dreamer

Gazing through the window at the world outside
Wondering will mother earth survive
Hoping that mankind will stop abusing her sometime
After all there’s only just the two of us
And here we are still fighting for our lives
Watching all of history repeat itself
Time after time
I’m just a dreamer
I dream my life away
I’m just a dreamer
Who dreams of better [...]

Rachel Ray can’t eat no donuts in her terrorist scarf.

 
This is SO pathetic. Boo on the fucking idiot who pointed this out and made the whole fuss. I’ve got a scarf just like this. I don’t wear it around my neck but I don’t wear other scarfs around my neck.
When did it become illegal to wear clothing from around the world? Have you seen [...]

Insonmiac: Dave Attel vs. Scarlot Harlot

Four days from the Scarlot Harlot’s Birthday on January 23, 2003 in Austin,  Tx, Dave Attel visited the Bad Girls, Good Women for his Comedy Central show Insomniac. The night before filming, some folks came to scout the situation. At this time I was one of the few people who actually knew who this guy was and [...]

What it feels like for a girl

You gotta love Madonna! I saw Madonna in Houston about 1989-90. It was the first time I saw live drag queens. They were fabulous. Madonna was AMAZING but super tiny. My mouth still falls open a little when I think about her humping that red velvet bed to Like a Virgin on the Blonde Ambition Tour. Yowzaaa! [...]

Billy Steve Hell Fire

After recently being notified by the Wrench that Billy Steve had a birthday, the Scarlot Harlot is bootlegging Billy Steve Hell Fire to make things right!!!! He’s not the devil, but his wife might be!!! :> Hope you had a very happy birthday and cheers to many more!!! Love, Scarlot Harlot

 

Groovee Clients

There were thoughts of silly pranks and crazy schemes on April 1st, but Groovee Fortune decided to play the fool for all of April. Groovee Fortune wants to take this time to thank all the fantastic clients who sent new folks in the direction!!!! and took advantage of the specials! Groovee Fortune Clients are the [...]

Pint Size Piggies

This must be HOG HEAVEN!!!!

It’s been a while since a Groovee Pig Sighting! These little guys are ADORABLE!!! I have no idea why there are 2 photo galleries but be sure to look at both!!!!

MINI-PIGS : MINI-PIGS 2

Bettie Rage gets better with age!

Scarlot Harlot would have never been in the roller derby if Bettie Rage hadn’t loaned her skates, knee pads, etc. She was encouraging and supportive and didn’t even think twice when Scarlot joined the Holy Rollers, rather than her team the Rhinestone Cowgirls.
 Today is Bettie Rage’s Birthday and here are some of Scarlot Harlot’s favorite [...]

Melicious is Delicious on her Birthday

On this the day of her birth, Scarlot Harlot and Beau would like to wish Melicious a delicious HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

photo by celesta danger
Melicious has to pull Scarlot’s Hair for choosing a 2 photos with Scarlot Halot in them for Melicious’ birthday photo! Here let’s try again.

Oh Crap! Hey but this one is CUTE. Everyone in this [...]