Texecutioners’ Watch Party!

The Texas Rollergirls’ travel team, the Texecutioners, are competing at the annual Women’s Flat Track Derby Association national tournament held in Philadelphia this weekend, November 13-15.
Watch from home or join us at The Jackalope in downtown Austin to cheer on the team and watch the hard-hitting action of the Texecutioners’ games streamed live on Derby [...]

Texas Rollergirls Old School Commercial

Just Dance…

I like it when people appear to be happy and living life to the fullest! Nothing tells your friends you love them like dancing in a church with your heels on! Start the reception early!

I love the Sound of Music! I don’t know if I’ve ever heard the dance mix. YES!
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Swingtown gives me Boogie Fever

“My name is Beth and I am a Netflix Addict. It’s been five minutes since my last Showtime Series.”
It’s true. Now that I can watch Netflix on my computer, I’ve seen the first season of Californication, Swingtown and am well into the first season of Hotel Babylon in no time at all. All great shows but my [...]

Whip It Movie Trailer

Juliette Lewis is a Holy Roller!!!!! HELL YEAH! Scarlot Harlot loves that but I don’t know what she will think about  the movie! It is very weak they gave Lewis Dinah-mite’s name!!!! Of course it’s spelled Dinah Might. Obviously a blatant rip off. Booo. We started roller derby back in motion here in Austin, Tx. [...]

Terrell Owen keeping it real

I LOVE Terrell Owens! Not since Ricky Williams and Dennis Rodman has an athlete held my attention. I know I am not supposed to like reality shows, but I’ll just admit I miss the Girls Next Door (I like Kendra), Gene Simmon’s Family Jewels and  Snoop Dogg’s Fatherhood and can’t wait to see Terrel’s new [...]

Darth Vader playing golf

Flat-Track Snack Attack: Frito-Lay vs. Crackerjack

FritoLay is trying to force Texas Rollergirl – Crackerjack #100 to change her name. Join this group and tell FritoLay to back off and let roller derby have their Crackerjack too!
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The Scarlot Harlot once gave Crackerjack’s sister, Lucille Brawl, a black eye.  Lucille was one of Scarlot’s favorite nemesis. Oh the fights [...]

MORE SALINAS!!#$@!!!

I just posted soccer dynamo Shea Salinas and now you need to know
about his brother, aqua man Kobi Salinas! Look out Eli and Peyton!

While we are talking Salinas, I want to point out another Salinas I am very proud of. Sergeant Gabriel Salinas of Company A 142 Infantry of the Arrow Head [...]

Where’s Salinas?

Shea Salinas is my uncle’s brother’s son. My cousins’ cousin. I have no idea if that makes him related to me or not. It’s cool regardless. I know his dad and he looks a lot like  him and my cousins, Anthony and Gabe.