Fart Bars

Recently, I went to dinner with some lady friends. One of the ladies, was not going to be eating due to her recent brush with Fart Bars. The most disturbing things is ANOTHER lady at the table admitted to having the same monster truck gas from these bars. BEWARE the FIBER ONE BAR!!!! So much [...]

Scarlot Harlot…in search of a giant hot dog!

Dumber than it has to be, the Scarlot Harlot visits the Texas Rollergirls in search of the biggest wiener. This little piece obviously isn’t being submitted to ESPN. READ ALL ABOUT!!!!
Better buy your tickets now for the the Texas Rollergirl Championships August 3, 2008
Eat great food by Traveling Bistro and drink bottomless mimosas at NOMAD on [...]

Porchetta for Hooligans

 
Traveling Bistro sponsored the Heartbreak Hooligans tailgate party
at the Texas Rollergirls roller derby bout. Good times!
 

Tijuana Sound Machine for MISS MISSY & MISS KYLE

Fourth of July wore me out! But I didn’t forget my friends’
birthdays! I’m just a little late.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KYLE AND MISSY!!!
Please enjoy this video that is just as fabulous as both of you!!!!

Fun huh! I will add a few more tomorrow!!!!
 

Cheb Khaled - Didi

When I was in the Middle East in 1993, the song Didi by Cheb Khaled was all the rage. While I didn’t get to see this guy live, I heard him everywhere on the streets and in peoples homes. This makes me want some good swarma. And for those of you who think all Arabs [...]

Green Porno

 
Check out Green Porno by Isabella Rossellini.
She’s keeping it weird, just like Blue Velvet.

Blue Velvet was CRAZY!!!
 

Mexican Institute of Sound

Mexican Institute of Sound (M.I.S.) “El Microfono”
 
Does it matter what they are saying if it has a good beat
and I can make web pages to it?

Great Video! Tell me what in the hell it says!
 

Rachel Ray can’t eat no donuts in her terrorist scarf.

 
This is SO pathetic. Boo on the fucking idiot who pointed this out and made the whole fuss. I’ve got a scarf just like this. I don’t wear it around my neck but I don’t wear other scarfs around my neck.
When did it become illegal to wear clothing from around the world? Have you seen [...]

Insonmiac: Dave Attel vs. Scarlot Harlot

Four days from the Scarlot Harlot’s Birthday on January 23, 2003 in Austin,  Tx, Dave Attel visited the Bad Girls, Good Women for his Comedy Central show Insomniac. The night before filming, some folks came to scout the situation. At this time I was one of the few people who actually knew who this guy was and [...]

What it feels like for a girl

You gotta love Madonna! I saw Madonna in Houston about 1989-90. It was the first time I saw live drag queens. They were fabulous. Madonna was AMAZING but super tiny. My mouth still falls open a little when I think about her humping that red velvet bed to Like a Virgin on the Blonde Ambition Tour. Yowzaaa! [...]