Scarlot Harlot…in search of a giant hot dog!

Dumber than it has to be, the Scarlot Harlot visits the Texas Rollergirls in search of the biggest wiener. This little piece obviously isn’t being submitted to ESPN. READ ALL ABOUT!!!!
Better buy your tickets now for the the Texas Rollergirl Championships August 3, 2008
Eat great food by Traveling Bistro and drink bottomless mimosas at NOMAD on [...]

Belanova - ¡tengo gusto de esta banda!

Belanova - Cada Que…
Belanova - Baila Mi Corazon

I know there’s been so many random latin videos, but I love this group. 
Redefining latin fashion one gig at a time!!! 
BELANOVA SITIO OFICIAL @ UNIVERSAL MUSIC LATINO

Porchetta for Hooligans

 
Traveling Bistro sponsored the Heartbreak Hooligans tailgate party
at the Texas Rollergirls roller derby bout. Good times!
 

Tijuana Sound Machine for MISS MISSY & MISS KYLE

Fourth of July wore me out! But I didn’t forget my friends’
birthdays! I’m just a little late.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KYLE AND MISSY!!!
Please enjoy this video that is just as fabulous as both of you!!!!

Fun huh! I will add a few more tomorrow!!!!
 

Green Porno

 
Check out Green Porno by Isabella Rossellini.
She’s keeping it weird, just like Blue Velvet.

Blue Velvet was CRAZY!!!
 

Roller derby revived in Austin, Tx

Return of the roller derby: Revival with roots in Austin has been bruising on track and off.
This is one of my favorite posters. It was made by Tommy Z not Bob Sherman as listed in this article. You should check out the photos from the Championship Bout Sun, October 27th, 2002
Below is my FAVORITE Tommy [...]

Rachel Ray can’t eat no donuts in her terrorist scarf.

 
This is SO pathetic. Boo on the fucking idiot who pointed this out and made the whole fuss. I’ve got a scarf just like this. I don’t wear it around my neck but I don’t wear other scarfs around my neck.
When did it become illegal to wear clothing from around the world? Have you seen [...]

Insonmiac: Dave Attel vs. Scarlot Harlot

Four days from the Scarlot Harlot’s Birthday on January 23, 2003 in Austin,  Tx, Dave Attel visited the Bad Girls, Good Women for his Comedy Central show Insomniac. The night before filming, some folks came to scout the situation. At this time I was one of the few people who actually knew who this guy was and [...]

What it feels like for a girl

You gotta love Madonna! I saw Madonna in Houston about 1989-90. It was the first time I saw live drag queens. They were fabulous. Madonna was AMAZING but super tiny. My mouth still falls open a little when I think about her humping that red velvet bed to Like a Virgin on the Blonde Ambition Tour. Yowzaaa! [...]

Groovee Clients

There were thoughts of silly pranks and crazy schemes on April 1st, but Groovee Fortune decided to play the fool for all of April. Groovee Fortune wants to take this time to thank all the fantastic clients who sent new folks in the direction!!!! and took advantage of the specials! Groovee Fortune Clients are the [...]