Recently, I went to dinner with some lady friends. One of the ladies, was not going to be eating due to her recent brush with Fart Bars. The most disturbing things is ANOTHER lady at the table admitted to having the same monster truck gas from these bars. BEWARE the FIBER ONE BAR!!!! So much for trying to get healthy!!!!

The first rule of Fart Club is; you do not talk about Fart Club.

I think I am the only guy to make it to the moon on just fart bars.

Fiber One Bar and Coffee

Dumber than it has to be, the Scarlot Harlot visits the Texas Rollergirls in search of the biggest wiener. This little piece obviously isn’t being submitted to ESPN. READ ALL ABOUT!!!!

Better buy your tickets now for the the Texas Rollergirl Championships August 3, 2008

Eat great food by Traveling Bistro and drink bottomless mimosas at NOMAD on Sundays starting at 11 a.m. Thanks for Reading!!! Without you, I am just some nutso redhead with a bunch of photos of women beating the crap out of each other on skates! 

XXOXOOX, Scarlot Harlot

Belanova - Cada Que…

Belanova - Baila Mi Corazon

I know there’s been so many random latin videos, but I love this group. 
Redefining latin fashion one gig at a time!!! 

BELANOVA SITIO OFICIAL @ UNIVERSAL MUSIC LATINO

Traveling Bistro sponsored the Heartbreak Hooligans tailgate party
at the Texas Rollergirls roller derby bout. Good times!

Fourth of July wore me out! But I didn’t forget my friends’
birthdays! I’m just a little late.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KYLE AND MISSY!!!
Please enjoy this video that is just as fabulous as both of you!!!!

Fun huh! I will add a few more tomorrow!!!!

NOMAD

Traveling Bistro 

When I was in the Middle East in 1993, the song Didi by Cheb Khaled was all the rage. While I didn’t get to see this guy live, I heard him everywhere on the streets and in peoples homes. This makes me want some good swarma. And for those of you who think all Arabs are terrorists, check Khaled out. He and many like him are trying to have a good time and be happy. Arabs remind me a lot of Mexicans in their family, culture and religious habits, except the Mexicans drink tequila five times a day (Muslims pray 5 times a day facing Mecca) and have more fun at the beach.

 
I took Arabic for 2 years at University of Texas Austin and then a summer semester in Amman, Jordan at the Univeristy of Jordan and I have no idea what “Didi” actually means.  Ha! Can you see why I make web pages now???!!! I do know Cheb Khaled means Young Khaled and he’s from Algeria.

If you ever make it to the Middle East, you can’t miss Amman or Petra or Jerusalem. They are as important to the world as Rome in tracing our past.

This is a random video I really like that supports my claim Mexicans and Arabs are a lot alike. Seems like they filmed Sabado Gigante in this same studio.  Djeloul - Aakel Fiha Ya Galbi Live

Check out Green Porno by Isabella Rossellini.
She’s keeping it weird, just like Blue Velvet.

Blue Velvet was CRAZY!!!

Great Video! Tell me what in the hell it says!

Return of the roller derby: Revival with roots in Austin has been bruising on track and off.

This is one of my favorite posters. It was made by Tommy Z not Bob Sherman as listed in this article. You should check out the photos from the Championship Bout Sun, October 27th, 2002

Below is my FAVORITE Tommy Z poster. Check out the photos from the FIRST Bad Girl Good Woman Roller Derby Bout in Austin!!!

Thanks for reading! XXXOOO, Scarlot Harlot

I promise to make a NEW Scarlot Harlot page since I no longer exist on the Texas Rollergirls’ site. Forgotten but not gone ?!?! SO SORRY for all the dead links to that page.