The Hotrod Honeys finally won the Championship. Congratulations, pink ladies, it seems you’ve been waiting a roll derby lifetime.
It was AWESOME to see so many Texas Rollergirl Alumni at the bout! I will definitely make a list of all the ladies in attendance and you can help me check it twice! Maybe I shouldn’t have been hanging out with that damn hot dog, H.R. Dog, at the Heartbreaker Hooligan’s tailgate party. Are you kidding me, H.R. and Slim Kickins getting kicked out of the game for using her elbow as a weapon are the most exciting things happening!
It’s obvious the Scarlot Harlot was no longer skating when the Hell Marys won the 2007 Championship, because her priorities are a little messed up. When a game is being won by 50 points, there is plenty of time to FIGHT and raise some hell. SMACK the crap out of someone who’s been driving you crazy all season. Scarlot was a little nervous at halftime someone might hang basketball goals at either end of the track and do away with skirts completely. In days of old granny days of the revival of roller derby, the Championship was a time to make a giant skull dragon or carry out a pink and blank coffin, dress up like another team, skate thru the long legs of a priest on stilts. Scarlot would let this slide, but she just got back from the Houston Texans vs Denver Broncos game in Houston and even a die hard Redskin fan like Bettie Rage wanted to cry over the beauty of the Texans intro – AC/DC, a giant bullhead tunnel with smoke coming out and then the beautiful pyrotechnics of a giant boom and shooting flames. God bless America.
Most exciting was getting the Texan Cheerleaders signed photo!!!
We’ve got spirit, yes we do! We’ve got spirit, how about you!!!?!!
Texas Texas, YEEEE HAWWW!