Roller Derby Track Shorts. NO NO NO!

I’d like to thank everyone in roller derby who wears their 70s underwear as their uniform for making it possible for this to be a legitimate rollergirl Halloween outfit. Sure this girl is smoking hot in her rainbow bright outfit but mostly all I see is camel toes. There should be a box for these & rocky mountain jeans with a sign that reads, “If your ass doesn’t fit in this box, you shouldn’t put it in track shorts or rocky mountain jeans.”

I think KERRY WARE, producer of DOLLS is feeling me. This is her bio pic for the documentary about the DERBY DOLLS. It’s cute when you’re a kid or you have an insanely beautiful body…

If your booty doesn’t fit in the box wear these shorts so i can at least just laugh at it instead of throwing up in my mouth a  little.

That is all. XxOoXOxo,

The Scarlot Harlot, The Redhead with Bedhead


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