Chickens live next door! Clucking a l l t h e t i m e ! I am clucking like a chicken above as heard in the Cadbury bunny commercial! I can imitate a pretty good chicken cluck. One day I’ll cluck back. It’s only a matter of clucking time. I like hearing the chickens, but they are a bit eerie at times and sometimes they stare at me through the fence. I also stare at them through the fence and wonder if I am as creepy to them.
This goes out to my friend Troy Breeding.
I made this animated gif on my iPhone which almost makes me fall through the floor. It can only get dumber from here! HAPPY EASTER!!! Bahhhh bcccaaaaaaaaaaa
Chad Holt has a lot of shit to read you from his writings. This is only ISSUE 1 of Volume 1. I especially like that Chad is reading it. Not a huge fan of someone else reading what other folks wrote. Many people write like they speak so if someone else is reading it????? HELLLO
Chad has a new web page ilovechadholt.com created by Groovee Fortune. Learn about ALL MY SHIT, WHOOPSY MAGAZINE , DRUNK DRIVERS OF TEXAS, KAOS RADIO , all the FILMS Chad is in and more. Much more than you will ever want to know. Possibly more than you can really handle, but I am just the messenger here. I didn’t write this shit. I just made the web page and notified you of it’s existence.
If you’re in the mood for something offensive, comedic and over the top…Chad Holt will delight you.
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There will be a Guinea Pig Nation
SPOKEN WORD ~ WRITTEN WORD
Photos by Beth Been and people she handed the camera! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!
Check out the ice shot block!
My 1st paper mache attempt without supervision. It was supposed to be a devil you hang on the wall, but it just fit too well as a hat!!!
When Bob Ray of Crashcam Films ask me to make 3 copies of 3 sack puppets in a week, I of course having lived through many days of 100+ weather jumped at the chance. Nothing stirs up creativity in me like stupid ass challenge involving materials I haven’t really used. Paper sacks are unforgiving and fragile. They do weird things to glue, especially hot glue. They really know how to surprise you. They actually do whatever the hell they want. No paper bag is the same. You think they are all the same until you try to glue a moustache to one of them! I look forward to to seeing the short film “Sacked.” Bob’s a freaking lunatic.
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Michael Dalmon & Heather Kafka with Boss. Photo by Marc Wiskemann. Puppets by Beth Been
Dick from Bob Ray’s short film “Sacked”, CrashCam Films
Knuckles from Bob Ray’s short film “Sacked”, CrashCam Films
This guy later had a white Mexican wedding shirt on and arms. really funny arms.