Before I can show you these ridiculous photos, could you please play this RATT video. Just start playing it now & hear what was insanity might be playing on a loop in my head while I was making these dress and hair decisions. These images will go from most decent to most ridiculous.
I got to go backstage at a RATT concert when I was a senior thanks to the Valedictorian of our school. It was pretty disappointing experience which has prevented me from caring about going backstage. Usually, I want to drink the free beer and watch the musicians rather than talk to them. Meeting people backstage is often just weird or boring, but I’d be lying is I didn’t admit there is some fun to be had. You think you’re tough!
If you’ve run out of music, listen to this song. Unless you already know you hate Winger. Hee hee! You can listen to AC/DC instead. I was surrounded by cowboys and two stepping but there was always some Back in Black! God bless Rock! He provided the rock I so needed, despite the Bible Belt trying to sqeeze it out! Amen and Hallelujah! Thanks to these guys who took me to banquets and bought me corsages!
#6 – Scarlet O’Hara Dress, Rhett included
All images considered. This is full length red dress is SWEET. I will gladly take any donations of any dress vaguely resembling this. Seriously. This was my first banquet. I had a crush on my date for quite a while. We were great friends for many years.
#5 Banquet unknown – Denim Prairie Dress
I love this style of dress. Drop waist, shoulder pads. I had a turquoise and white lace version of this same dress. Sorry I don’t have a long view. Who would have thought to take a photo of the back of my head where I attached a GIANT lace bow. Fer sure fer sure, I musta found out about the valley girls! Dressed like an extra on Little House on the Prairie. Huck Finn always made me laugh.
#4 Best Beau 88 (Sadie Hawkins Banquets) – Denim Hoochie Dress
Here you see one of the more shocking of the ensembles. Apparently inspired by Shenna Easton and Chaka Khan (Ain’t Nobody), this date was doomed from the start. This dress makes me laugh out loud. It seems sculpted to my body. My sausage body! ha! Someone did my hair and I hated it. Went home in a rage and redid it into some crazy side job. This guy was one year younger than me and I’m sure I was a horrible date because I was so pissed about my hair. He was a sweet guy. I don’t miss being a teenage girl. Sorry fella.
#3 Junior Prom 88 – Pink Metallic Strapless
The hair is getting bigger, the pink metallic bow is smaller and I am actually wearing something strapless. Too bad I didn’t get a tan! Getting a little crazy with the metallic pink, but you can see from the girl photo that was all the rage. This guy made me laugh endlessly so I am sure it was a fun date.
#2 Best Beau 89 – Puffy Lacy White Dress
Didn’t I want to save this monstrosity for my wedding dress? No doubt, I had 80s hair fever. Maybe this was my hilarious homage to Madonna rolling around in a wedding dress. This was an awesome date. My friend and I got our dates to fill out questionnaires. That sounds like my hair brain idea. We planned the whole date. This guys was from Dallas or Ft. Worth and really interesting. I’m sure I felt very Sixteen Candles.
#1 Prom 89 – Pink Lace and Faux Leather Quinceañera Dress
By the time I was a senior, I had been to many interesting places. Austin, Tx, Oahu Hawaii, Washington DC. I thought I was thinking outside whatever the box was. In a place full of racial tension (White vs. Mexican) I show up to my senior prom with a Mexican date wearing a modified Quinceañera Dress. Just take a minute or 2 to laugh at the HAIR.
I had this dress made specifically choosing the pink lace and fake leather with no knowledge of who my date would be. And wouldn’t you know, in a town where the white folks didn’t like the whites dating the Mexicans, I strolled in as if returning from a dress fitting in Mexico and won prom queen. The prom king was the same guy with me wearing the Scarlet O’Hara dress from my first date. I didn’t think much about any of that when it happened, but I think know a lot of other people did!
I had the dress made and did my hair myself. The hair would make a great nest for a family of birds.
This post is dedicated to the folks at AmaChron Dances in Amarillo, Tx. Thanks for reading!
Mama! Thanks for buying me all these dresses!