My Way by George W Bush

g w bush with an ax

I won’t be sad to see GW go. He’s been a real embarrassment to Texas and America. While I want history to remember all his bad bad badness where he ran this country into the ground like we’ve seen so many fancy business men do and sent us to war, I can’t help but feel he doesn’t really see the error of his ways.

Like an ex-lover who cheated on you ever step of the way, he seems able to live with his ghastly actions no matter what anyone says. I guess when your daddy is the director of the CIA, minor infractions on your own country don’t seem like such a big deal. In his mind, maybe the fact we weren’t all tortured for him to get his way seems like cutting us all a break. His daddy went to war, why shouldn’t he?

g w bush with dumb fave

I don’t really have time to count out my complaints for George W Bush. I met him once at the Austin Children’s Museum where he launched his web site announcing he was running for President. He used a girl in one of my multimedia classes to help launch the site. She was about 12 or 13 and in a project where we created something we could sell. This crafty girl had taken to painting jeans. I remember the Governor of Texas asking her some questions, both of them laughing awkwardly, he walked off, she looked at me and said, “What a dork.”

Young people seem to be able to say it best and of course Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. A whole country didn’t see what it took a teenage girl to see in 5 minutes, but they were distracted by the fact Jesus told GW to be President. If we aren’t going to separate church and state, do we really think this was Jesus Christ’s best candidate? Did JC tell him to pick Cheney for his running mate! Yikes! Seems more like the work of Satan to me. Skull and Bones, people. Skull and Bones.

Bush with devil fingers

Bon Voyage GW, I wish I could pretend none of it ever happened. But since it did, I will laugh, rather than cry about it, Dumb ass.

My Way by George W Bush

Hard questions for Palin on billboard opposite LA rally site

Hard Questions for Sara Palin on Billboard
See all of the hilarious questions, the hard questions for Sara Palin on
billboard at Boing Boing!!! It’s FANTASTIC!!!!
You’re voting for Obama, RIGHT!!!! PLEEEZZZEEEE?

Apparently Palin needs protection from witches?

I don’t know about this witch stuff, please comment on this!!!
I can only watch so much news before my day is ruined and
unproductive. I wonder what the first dude thinks about
these questions? Just for fun, can Hillary debate Palin?
VOTE OBAMA!

Crazy Sexy Olympics

Olympics Day 4 - Swimming

Shape of a Mantra Ray

Olympics Day 8 - Swimming

You’ve always got my vote if you win in a total freak out.
 Way to go Phelps! You made America PROUD!!!


Olympics - Closing Ceremony

Welcome to the 21st!

Olympics Day 12 - Athletics

What form. Makes it seem easy.

Olympics Day 8 - Swimming

 Olympic javelin thrower Leryn Franco, reported girlfriend of Nikolav Davydenko

Leryn Franco: The Paraguayan model and javelin sportswoman

Olympics Day 13 - Beach Volleyball
Beach Volleyball Halftime

Countdown to NFL Season

NFL Season Opener 

Countdown Clock  to NFL Season Opener

I was gonna find a count down clock for the new NFL Season and make fun of it.  I had to make my own and that’s not really funny! Here it is. Start stocking beer now so it will last thru the winter! Maybe this is the year to buy a kegenator!

Rachel Ray can’t eat no donuts in her terrorist scarf.

This is SO pathetic. Boo on the fucking idiot who pointed this out and made the whole fuss. I’ve got a scarf just like this. I don’t wear it around my neck but I don’t wear other scarfs around my neck.

When did it become illegal to wear clothing from around the world? Have you seen how much Rachel Ray shops? Of course she has a scarf like this. If you want to pick a terrorist from the Food Network, there’s a whole list of people who might have a political agenda. You know Rachel Ray couldn’t wait to use a donut company to launch her $40/Day, 30-Minute jihad.

Who picked out this outfit anyway? They should have called the fashion police.

Shame On Dunkin’ Donuts For Bowing To Nonsense!
by Beau Been