Texas Rollergirls Old School Commercial

Texas Rollergirls and Houston Texans

The Hotrod Honeys finally won the Championship. Congratulations, pink ladies, it seems you’ve been waiting a roll derby lifetime.

It was AWESOME to see so many Texas Rollergirl Alumni at the bout! I will definitely make a list of all the ladies in attendance and you can help me check it twice! Maybe I shouldn’t have been hanging out with that damn hot dog, H.R. Dog, at the Heartbreaker Hooligan’s tailgate party. Are you kidding me, H.R. and Slim Kickins getting kicked out of the game for using her elbow as a weapon are the most exciting things happening!

It’s obvious the Scarlot Harlot was no longer skating when the Hell Marys won the 2007 Championship, because her priorities are a little messed up. When a game is being won by 50 points, there is plenty of time to FIGHT and raise some hell. SMACK the crap out of someone who’s been driving you crazy all season. Scarlot was a little nervous at halftime someone might hang basketball goals at either end of the track and do away with skirts completely. In days of old granny days of the revival of roller derby, the Championship was a time to make a giant skull dragon or carry out a pink and blank coffin, dress up like another team, skate thru the long legs of a priest on stilts.   Scarlot would let this slide, but she just got back from the Houston Texans vs Denver Broncos game in Houston and even a die hard Redskin fan like Bettie Rage wanted to cry over the beauty of the Texans intro – AC/DC, a giant bullhead tunnel with smoke coming out and then the beautiful pyrotechnics of a giant boom and shooting flames. God bless America.

Enjoy the Photos: Texas Rollergirls Championship | Texans vs Broncos

Most exciting was getting the Texan Cheerleaders signed photo!!!

We’ve got spirit, yes we do! We’ve got spirit, how about you!!!?!!
Texas Texas, YEEEE HAWWW!


Bettie Rage gets better with age!

Bettie Rage by Celesta Danger

Scarlot Harlot would have never been in the roller derby if Bettie Rage hadn’t loaned her skates, knee pads, etc. She was encouraging and supportive and didn’t even think twice when Scarlot joined the Holy Rollers, rather than her team the Rhinestone Cowgirls.

 Today is Bettie Rage’s Birthday and here are some of Scarlot Harlot’s favorite photos. The main question being, why wasn’t Bettie Rage a Hell Mary! Look at all the red!

 Bettie Rage, Scarlot Harlot and Holly Graphics
Bettie Rage, Scarlot Harlot and Holly Graphics at Cheapos



Nashville Pussy Video Shoot

Do you even know about the Nashville Pussy Video Shoot?

the original rhinestone cowgirls

These are the original Rhinestone Cowgirls!!! I forgot Electra was one of them!!! This is the first team photo ever submitted for the BGGW web page.

Rhinestone Cowgirls Halloween

Bettie Rage is only person in this photo still skating. She was there when I got to roller derby and she was still there when I left.


A few more just to prove how Hell Mary Bettie Rage can be!!!!

White Ghost Shivers Halloween

I KNOW! I see all the devil horns too!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETTIE RAGE!!!!! THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! Including my addiction to SingStar and Pocky! WE LOVE YOU!!!! Scarlot, Beau, Lacy and Hot Potato

Godmothers of reinvention of roller derby

sh.jpgthe Scarlot Harlot was in the roller derby for 6 + years. she was the webmistress for bad girl good woman and the texas rollergirls. in that time she ended up with a vault of roller girl photos. the time has come for you to see some of her favorites.

Whiskey L’Amour, the Wrench and Bettie Rage beating the bageeeezuz out of each other.

Whiskey L’Amour pretty much broke her foot off at SXSW 2005, took her skates off and became an amazing play by play announcer. she was also a fantastic marketing director for many years. it’s really cool to have a good photo of her out there hustling on her skates as a Rhinestone Cowgirl. Whiskey just retired from announcing in oct 2007. cheers to Miss L’Amour for all her amazing costume changes.

the Wrench was a Hellcat before she moved on over to the Holy Rollers. then we were both Hell Marys. the Wrench was in charge of production for years. she made it look easy while she also served as captain of the hell marys. she retired at the same time as the Scarlot Harlot.

Bettie Rage let the Scarlot Harlot borrow all her gear so she could join roller derby. the Hell Marys had to attack ms. Rage for her disorderly contact many times but you can’t help but love her. Bettie Rage has been the captain of the Rhinestone Cowgirls and the Honky Tonk Heartbreaker. She has always been involved in the business of roller derby and is the only person in the photo still skating. She has all kinds of tricks still up her sleeve!

these ladies were hugely involved in the reinvention of roller derby. this photo really shows them turning it up and then teaing it down!!! i love it. the wrench has the best face! hope you enjoy!!!

XXOOO Scarlot Harlot

txflag.jpgif you took this photo, post a comment and i will add your credit to the photo