Bob Ray’s short film “Sacked”

When Bob Ray of Crashcam Films ask me to make 3 copies of 3 sack puppets in a week, I of course having lived through many days of 100+ weather  jumped at the chance. Nothing stirs up creativity in me like stupid ass challenge involving materials I haven’t really used. Paper sacks are unforgiving and fragile. They do weird things to glue, especially hot glue. They really know how to surprise you. They actually do whatever the hell they want. No paper bag is the same. You think they are all the same until you try to glue a moustache to one of them! I look forward to to seeing the short film “Sacked.” Bob’s a freaking lunatic.

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Michael Dalmon & Heather Kafka with Boss. Photo by Marc Wiskemann. Puppets by Beth Been

Dick from Bob Ray’s short film “Sacked”, CrashCam Films

Knuckles from Bob Ray’s short film “Sacked”, CrashCam Films
This guy later had a white Mexican wedding shirt on and arms. really funny arms.


I can’t tell you what will be in the movie Total Badass by Bob Ray of Cramcam Films starring Chad Holt, but I can show you what won’t be in it. Funny shit! When you are as crazy as me, it’s nice to has friends that are crazier! Way CRAZIER!

Enjoy the madness. See Total Badass March 18, 10 pm at
Alamo Drafthous. There are rumors I am in the movie.
and see!

Deleted scenes from Total Badass …
Whoopsy Party at trophy’s, Day 1 2 and 3
See  SXSW 2008 Photos

You should check out Peelander Z at this years party!!! See the line up! and take pills with the star of the movie!

Roller derby’s ‘Hell on Wheels’ rolls out special distribution

Crashcam Films - Austin TX

The Scarlot Harlot can be seen rock n rolling, attacking Dave Attel  
& other rowdy shit in the Crashcam Films release “Hell on Wheels


Hell on Wheels Premiere



Hell on Wheels After Party


“Hell on Wheels” trailer

And these are the days of our lives…..

That last one was too fucking serious.
This one is much more rock n roll. Thank goodness.

Funny how I was involved in the roller derby in Austin for almost 8 years and Bob Ray of CrashCam Films didn’t put the Scarlot Harlot in a single trailer for the movie. PLSSSTTTTTT! This is my favorite of all of them.

I loved roller derby when it seemed like a rock n roll free for all and there was a little bit of rocky horror picture show going on. Any one wearing a basketball uniform to play the sport will be viciously dealt with by the retired, yet unafraid Scarlot Harlot. See how the Fuck Emos song makes me act all CRAZY!

Hell  Yeah

‘You might as well watch the Rock Opera Trailer as well. I’m not in this movie either. You’d think I didn’t live just around the corner from director Bob Ray’s Condo for many years? Yo?

I made these puppet hands.