I’d like to thank everyone in roller derby who wears their 70s underwear as their uniform for making it possible for this to be a legitimate rollergirl Halloween outfit. Sure this girl is smoking hot in her rainbow bright outfit but mostly all I see is camel toes. There should be a box for these & rocky mountain jeans with a sign that reads, “If your ass doesn’t fit in this box, you shouldn’t put it in track shorts or rocky mountain jeans.”
I think KERRY WARE, producer of DOLLS is feeling me. This is her bio pic for the documentary about the DERBY DOLLS. It’s cute when you’re a kid or you have an insanely beautiful body…
If your booty doesn’t fit in the box wear these shorts so i can at least just laugh at it instead of throwing up in my mouth a little.
The Scarlot Harlot, The Redhead with Bedhead
