scarlotskullWeek 4 Preview: Tuesday Edition

  • Updated: Tuesday September 24, 2013 6:06:01 AM CST

6th place THE SANCHISE (1-2, 317.56) faces 2nd place Hell Marys (2-1, 326.12) in a Week 4 matchup of two of the highest-scoring teams in the league. THE SANCHISE is coming off a 157.98 – 97.50 loss, while Hell Marys escaped Mega-Watt, 91.36 – 89.66. THE SANCHISE has a 12.50-point advantage in the early projections, 118.72 – 106.22.

This is the first of two matchups between the teams. Their next scheduled meeting is in Week 13.

Both teams rank in the upper half of the league in scoring. Hell Marys ranks second, averaging 108.71 points per game, while THE SANCHISE ranks third with 105.85. Neither team will see action on Thursday. All of the other matchups around the league crank up on Thursday.

THE SANCHISE has a pronounced advantage at two positions, RB and DEF. The largest margin is at RB, where they’re projected to outscore Hell Marys 31.04 – 14.30. Hell Marys is tougher at TE, where they should beat THE SANCHISE 15.50 – 6.70.

Due to bye weeks, both teams will be missing several players. THE SANCHISE will have to replace Cam Newton, Greg Olsen, and DeAngelo Williams, while Hell Marys will be without Jermichael Finley.

Way to Hook ‘Em Horns

Tostitos Fiesta Bowl - Texas v Ohio State

TEXAS! TEXAS!!! YEEEEEE HAWWWWW!!!! You gave ’em HELL, gave ’em HELL and made them eat SHIT! Go Horns Go!!!

First off, here’s a big FU to all the folks who didn’t let the Texas Longhorns play in the big game. Oklahoma’s quarterback better shoot fire out of his ass to show up UT’s performance at the Fiesta Bowl. But what else would you expect since the fellows making all the crucial college ball decisions are as likely to make the worst decision possible on any controversy as the Longhorns are going to make you hang on the edge of your seat till the final moment of any game. As a UT Alumni and a former Hook ‘Em Mascot, I can’t really remember things being any other way, except sometimes you get your ass kissed royally because you are a Longhorn. That’s always a lot more fun and sometime there are free drinks.

Congratulations to the Texas Longhorns!!!!

And also to Mr. Beau Been, owner of the Rockstars, for winning the 2008 Waterloo Crew Fantasy Football League title for the FOURTH time in 11 years, while simultaneously starting a new catering company!! Beau, you rock as hard as Colt McCoy running for his own touchdown!

Texan Beau Been