I can’t tell you what will be in the movie Total Badass by Bob Ray of Cramcam Films starring Chad Holt, but I can show you what won’t be in it. Funny shit! When you are as crazy as me, it’s nice to has friends that are crazier! Way CRAZIER!

Enjoy the madness. See Total Badass March 18, 10 pm at
Alamo Drafthous. There are rumors I am in the movie.
and see!

Deleted scenes from Total Badass …
Whoopsy Party at trophy’s, Day 1 2 and 3
See  SXSW 2008 Photos

You should check out Peelander Z at this years party!!! See the line up! and take pills with the star of the movie!

Whip It Movie Trailer

Juliette Lewis is a Holy Roller!!!!! HELL YEAH! Scarlot Harlot loves that but I don’t know what she will think about  the movie! It is very weak they gave Lewis Dinah-mite’s name!!!! Of course it’s spelled Dinah Might. Obviously a blatant rip off. Booo. We started roller derby back in motion here in Austin, Tx. At the very least, they could pay Dinah-mite some green for all the time and energy she put into developing that character. Without a doubt there will probably be a lot of intellectual property stealing. The trailer looks pretty funny. Drew Barrymore’s laugh in the trailer rings a bell.

Reassembling Sgt. Pepper’s Lonley Hearts Club Band

sgt peppers lonely hear club band with bee geesIn 1st or 2nd grade, I had the good bad fortune of seeing the Sgt. Pepper’s Lonley Hearts Club Band movie starring the Bee Gees & Peter Frampton. I couldn’t wait to get album. I was 5 or 6 years old. I didn’t know about the Beatles. I was screwed. I remember opening the album my mother probably spent a 100 hours trying to find, being overjoyed and then realizing some other blokes were singing Barry, Robin and Maurice’s songs.  I was planning on marrying their younger brother, Andy Gibb, so of course I was completely supportive the brothers’ movie.

I spent many painful years looking for the freaking album, frequently mocked for wanting the Bee Gees and not the damn Beatles.  It took me a long time to understand why I everyone treated me like such a douche in my pursuit for even a snippet of the beloved music or movie. I was really pissed off at the Beatles for  a long time. I’ve made peace with the Beatles, a friend gave me a copy of the album and of course I don’t have a fucking record player. But never fear, with the 21st century comes all that dumb shit you loved as a kid. Of course the whole movie isn’t on You Tube, but there are some pretty priceless snippets.  The movie also had Steve Martin, Aerosmith, George Burns, Alice Cooper, Earth, Wind and Fire, Carol Channing, Lief Garrett, Jose Feliciano, Dr. John, Etta James, Bonnie Raitt, Sha-na-na, Tina Turner, Hank Williams, Jr, Frankie Vallie, etc. That’s pretty cool for a 1st grader.  I still love this damn movie!!!! Enjoy!

EARTH WIND AND FIRE, Got to get you into my life

AEROSMITH, Come Together
Really Trippy and then Strawberry Fields DIES! SO sad.

I feel like this is Frank Zappa….

GEORGE BURNS, Fixing a Hole