SXSW 2011 Photos Hilights

Please return your tray tables to upright and locked position. Extinguish all smoking materials and place your piles of empty Lonestar tallboys in a trashed container. SXSW is OVER!!!! Get off this CRAZY ride and GO HOME!

Due to an unbelievable amount of confusion mixed with exhaustion, I will post a few of my favorites and leave the rest to your imagination. See all the  SXSW 2011 photos! Photos include HONKY, Amplified Heat, Texas Terri, Black Eyed Vermilion, The Hickoids, myself with many old friends and more!

Peelander Z at Spider House

Peelander Red rocking my nephew Little Z

Jeff Pinkus (bass) of  HONKY and Blaine Cartwright  (lead vocals & guitar) of Nashville Pussy on a date. Dreamy…

Barefoot Redneck Justin of HONKY

House of Broken Promises. I love the rifle mic stand. So loud I woke up immediately!

One of my favorite photos. Andy Bastard is a very funny guy! Corri is a very funny girl. Super funny!

Black Eyed Vermillion

Wish this photo wasn’t so blurry! Gian (bass) from Amplified Heat fogging up my lens cap.

Texas Terri and a  Tambourine Fairy

and that’s the end of it. SXSzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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That’s Life with Duane Peters and Corey Parks

Corey Parks is the only woman I have ever seen blow fire. I have always wished Corey Parks had a reality show and this satisfies some of that. Nashville Pussy has spent many years hanging out in Austin so I got to watch many of her antics. Corey once borrowed my lipstick, bit the top off and handed it back.

Die Hunns – Hate N Love

Chelsea Girls

Insonmiac: Dave Attel vs. Scarlot Harlot

Four days from the Scarlot Harlot’s Birthday on January 23, 2003 in Austin,  Tx, Dave Attel visited the Bad Girls, Good Women for his Comedy Central show Insomniac. The night before filming, some folks came to scout the situation. At this time I was one of the few people who actually knew who this guy was and my biggest fear is that he would be a big asshole or prima donna. David Cross had been a huge asshole to me one night at EMO’S. I wasn’t really sure who Cross was in the dark club but noticed everyone was buzzing around him. He snubbed me celebrity style when I tried to make small talk. I also saw Kyle Gass from Tenacious D play that same night.

I could NOT stand for Dave Attel to be on his high horse. He didn’t show up with the scouting crew so feared he might be somewhere getting a pedicure and and having his chihuahua fitted in a silk kimono rather than chain smoking, hanging out all night taking shots, telling sex jokes to weirdos and night owls. 

Just saw a rerun of the Insomiac Austin Episode.  Long story short. Attell showed up hooted and hollered and had a grand ole time. Being a roller derby fighting nut, I attacked him from behind. HEe hee. He started it! @#$%!!!  I punched him a few times and then it all turned around and he was choking me. It was a very Andy Kaufman moment for me. (This clips shows me Kaufman taught the Scarlot Harlot a thing or two about shit talking.)  Almost seems like Dave and  Scarlot Harlot  went to the roller derby fighting prom. He definitely didn’t have a Cross moment, not even when we broke his microphones. Uh…I mean 2 microphones.

Dave Attel vs the Scarlot Harlot

Scarlot Harlot always wants to be on the cover of a badass rock magazine but being on the main menu of Comedy Central’s web page for a whole day was AWESOME!!! The party we had when the Insomniac   Premiered that shook the foundation of Ego’s. Too bad you can’t see the girls gone wild photos from than night. You should have been there. :> 

The only thing my mother said when she saw the clip, “Oh no, you have a hole in your panty hose.” I guess me attacking a comedian just seemed inevitable. HA!

 Thanks for reading!!!! XXXOOO, Scarlot Harlot

See also: Scarlot Harlot Attacks Ruyter Suys

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Bettie Rage gets better with age!

Bettie Rage by Celesta Danger

Scarlot Harlot would have never been in the roller derby if Bettie Rage hadn’t loaned her skates, knee pads, etc. She was encouraging and supportive and didn’t even think twice when Scarlot joined the Holy Rollers, rather than her team the Rhinestone Cowgirls.

 Today is Bettie Rage’s Birthday and here are some of Scarlot Harlot’s favorite photos. The main question being, why wasn’t Bettie Rage a Hell Mary! Look at all the red!

 Bettie Rage, Scarlot Harlot and Holly Graphics
Bettie Rage, Scarlot Harlot and Holly Graphics at Cheapos

Switched

We SWITCHED!!!!!

Nashville Pussy Video Shoot

Do you even know about the Nashville Pussy Video Shoot?

the original rhinestone cowgirls

These are the original Rhinestone Cowgirls!!! I forgot Electra was one of them!!! This is the first team photo ever submitted for the BGGW web page.

Rhinestone Cowgirls Halloween

Bettie Rage is only person in this photo still skating. She was there when I got to roller derby and she was still there when I left.

2005_white_ghost_shivers_halloween

A few more just to prove how Hell Mary Bettie Rage can be!!!!

White Ghost Shivers Halloween

I KNOW! I see all the devil horns too!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BETTIE RAGE!!!!! THANKS FOR EVERYTHING! Including my addiction to SingStar and Pocky! WE LOVE YOU!!!! Scarlot, Beau, Lacy and Hot Potato

Say Something Nasty

This was so much fun! The barn flooded and we almost got blown away by a tornado. I think I had to join the roller derby as a skater after this. I was a photographer at this point. 

Say Something Nasty! video shoot 6-31-02  

 Roller Derby w/Nashville Pussy  Sat, March 15, 2003