Texas Rollergirls Old School Commercial

WHAMMYS Texas Rollergirls 2008

Scarlot Harlot and Whiskey L'Amour

Tinkerhell attacks Sparkle Plenty
Photos by Ziv Krueger

Texas Rollergirl WHAMMYS
Austin, Texas – Sunday, January 18, 2009

The Scarlot Harlot (ME!) and Whiskey L’Amour MC-ed the recent Texas Rollergirl Whammys at the Mohawk. With a theme of THEN & NOW, the house was full of rollergirls old and new. What a blast!

Scarlot Harlot and Whiskey L'Amour at the Texas Rollergirl Whammy Awards Photo by Ziv Krueger

You can read the WHAMMY recap by the Austin Chronicle who were in house and recognized for their publications use in reattaching Whiskey’s foot to her leg at the Austin Music Hall during SXSW in 2003. Seriously, she ripped her foot off but has rocked the mic as the play by play announcer until her retirement the end of last year.

Texas Rollergirls Dinahmite, Scarlot Harlot, Strawberry, Pris, Misty Meaner and Mean StreakPhoto by Ziv Krueger

A good time was had by all but I was most excited to see all the retirees – Pris, Buckshot Betsy, Mean Streak, Misty Meaner, Whiskey L’Amour, Strawberry, Pinky, Ellis Dee, Crazy Duke, Dottie Karate, Dinahmite, Trouble, Sedonay Face, Tinkerhell, Hydra….and well as all the AWESOME ladies who continue to skate.

texas rollergirl whammysPhoto by Scarlot Harlot

Scarlot Harlot will add her photos soon and some others if she can get permission! Be sure to check out many more GREAT photos by Ziv Krueger & Bill Smotrilla

Special thanks to the Whammy Committee, Sylvia for doing my hair, Christina and Emily for dressing me, Whiskey for being an awesome partner in crime, all the photographers and punk rock Phil and everyone else who sat there and listened to my dumb jokes! ha! This sounds a little like an acceptance speech and we all know what happens when I do that! Whammys 2004. Sorry I can’t do anything about the missing images. Groovee Fortune originally set up the Texas Rollergirls SCRAPEBOOK but is no longer in charge.

Scarlot Harlot Miss Texas Rollergirl

Funny how I end up being the devil whether I bring my horns or not! ha!
Why not give ’em HELL!

Turkey day was DELICIOUS

Beth Been’s favorite food photos from Thanksgiving 2008

Beth Been's Favorite Turkey Photos

The Newest Been with his proud uncle Beau

little z and proud uncle beau

Aunt Beth and Little Z

little z and aunt beth

Melicious is Delicious on her Birthday

On this the day of her birth, Scarlot Harlot and Beau would like to wish Melicious a delicious HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

photo by celesta danger

Melicious has to pull Scarlot’s Hair for choosing a 2 photos with Scarlot Halot in them for Melicious’ birthday photo! Here let’s try again.

Oh Crap! Hey but this one is CUTE. Everyone in this photo besides Sparkle Plenty is retired. Even after the beating she apparently received here?  Look at Melicious’ short, blonde hair. If you can get past Hissy Fit’s, well you know….

Ouch! It’s so SEXY! Holly Graphic, Melicious and Strawberry…. don’t forget the Godmothers of the reinvention of roller derby! You can tell they all have tricks up their sleeves! GRRRRR!

1st Annual BGGW Rollerball
Melicious, Lady Hawk, Werner, Bettie Rage and Trouble. Photo by Beau Been.

Melicious and Bettie Rage BOTH have a birthday today! Imagine the pink fur coat with the tiarra! Can the Scarlot Harlot borrow that? I still have my sashes in my Scarlot Harlot lunchbox!

1st Annual BGGW Rollerball
F: Strawberry, Patsy Crime, Melicious
B: Busckshot Betsy, Electra Blu, Sparkle Plenty

Hellcats at Austin Music Hall. We miss you Biscuit!

love scarlot, beau, lacy and hot potato kitty cat

All you rollergirl, roller derby fans and kitty cat fanatics better buy her damn book! Rollergirl: Totally True Tales from the Track! You can see lot’s of great photos at the Texas Rollergirls Scrapebook. These were just some old ones i wanted to bring out of the dusty shoe box!  I meant to put this photo of Lucille Brawl on her birthday. Lucille Brawl used to be HOTROD HONEY. You figure it out!


Roller derby’s ‘Hell on Wheels’ rolls out special distribution

Crashcam Films - Austin TX

The Scarlot Harlot can be seen rock n rolling, attacking Dave Attel  
& other rowdy shit in the Crashcam Films release “Hell on Wheels


Hell on Wheels Premiere



Hell on Wheels After Party


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