2008 Ozone Awards

Recently we went to a Houston Texans game. Lucky to find a good deal online, we headed for the Hilton in downtown Houston. Upon arrival is was apparent something was going one and I headed into our hotel to to get the keys. It was the 2008 Ozone Magazine Awards and it participants were in full effect around 4 pm. Talk about feeling like a cracker. I strolled into the lobby in my KISS shirt and was laughed at immediately by a guy I would have hired for a body guard. He gave me a break when I told him I was going to see the Texans. Here is just one of many videos filmed around the hotel. I will add more as I find them.

I really wanted to know who was AT the Awards. I watch a lot of rap videos. I love the music and can watch the hoochies shake their juicy crazy shaped booties for hours. My first thought was I wanna see Lil Mama or Kelis. I didn’t know what the hell was going one at these awards I wasn’t even sure if I liked rap or hip hop or what. I’ve been searching for some photos or video. Finally tonight, there it was. Outkast. Maybe just Big Boi. Damn I could have be standing next to him by the elevator. Would love to see them (him) perform. I did find out someone slapped Trae in the face, but I couldn’t actually find him getting slapped. When I went to get ice at around 2:30 am, two young guys told me I was fine. I think they were suffering from a skunk attack in our hallway! The whole adventure was a lot like being in a rap video without having to shake my ass and the Texans won!

Countdown to NFL Season

NFL Season Opener 

Countdown Clock  to NFL Season Opener

I was gonna find a count down clock for the new NFL Season and make fun of it.  I had to make my own and that’s not really funny! Here it is. Start stocking beer now so it will last thru the winter! Maybe this is the year to buy a kegenator!

Texas Rollergirls and Houston Texans

The Hotrod Honeys finally won the Championship. Congratulations, pink ladies, it seems you’ve been waiting a roll derby lifetime.

It was AWESOME to see so many Texas Rollergirl Alumni at the bout! I will definitely make a list of all the ladies in attendance and you can help me check it twice! Maybe I shouldn’t have been hanging out with that damn hot dog, H.R. Dog, at the Heartbreaker Hooligan’s tailgate party. Are you kidding me, H.R. and Slim Kickins getting kicked out of the game for using her elbow as a weapon are the most exciting things happening!

It’s obvious the Scarlot Harlot was no longer skating when the Hell Marys won the 2007 Championship, because her priorities are a little messed up. When a game is being won by 50 points, there is plenty of time to FIGHT and raise some hell. SMACK the crap out of someone who’s been driving you crazy all season. Scarlot was a little nervous at halftime someone might hang basketball goals at either end of the track and do away with skirts completely. In days of old granny days of the revival of roller derby, the Championship was a time to make a giant skull dragon or carry out a pink and blank coffin, dress up like another team, skate thru the long legs of a priest on stilts.   Scarlot would let this slide, but she just got back from the Houston Texans vs Denver Broncos game in Houston and even a die hard Redskin fan like Bettie Rage wanted to cry over the beauty of the Texans intro – AC/DC, a giant bullhead tunnel with smoke coming out and then the beautiful pyrotechnics of a giant boom and shooting flames. God bless America.

Enjoy the Photos: Texas Rollergirls Championship | Texans vs Broncos

Most exciting was getting the Texan Cheerleaders signed photo!!!

We’ve got spirit, yes we do! We’ve got spirit, how about you!!!?!!
Texas Texas, YEEEE HAWWW!