THE SANCHISE Goes Up Against Hell Marys – FANTASY FOOTBALL UPDATE

Week 4 Preview: Tuesday Edition

• Updated: Tuesday September 24, 2013 6:06:01 AM CST

6th place THE SANCHISE (1-2, 317.56) faces 2nd place Hell Marys (2-1, 326.12) in a Week 4 matchup of two of the highest-scoring teams in the league. THE SANCHISE is coming off a 157.98 – 97.50 loss, while Hell Marys escaped Mega-Watt, 91.36 – 89.66. THE SANCHISE has a 12.50-point advantage in the early projections, 118.72 – 106.22.

This is the first of two matchups between the teams. Their next scheduled meeting is in Week 13.

Both teams rank in the upper half of the league in scoring. Hell Marys ranks second, averaging 108.71 points per game, while THE SANCHISE ranks third with 105.85. Neither team will see action on Thursday. All of the other matchups around the league crank up on Thursday.

THE SANCHISE has a pronounced advantage at two positions, RB and DEF. The largest margin is at RB, where they’re projected to outscore Hell Marys 31.04 – 14.30. Hell Marys is tougher at TE, where they should beat THE SANCHISE 15.50 – 6.70.

Due to bye weeks, both teams will be missing several players. THE SANCHISE will have to replace Cam Newton, Greg Olsen, and DeAngelo Williams, while Hell Marys will be without Jermichael Finley.

Chad Holt – All My Shit – New Web Page

Chad Holt has a lot of shit to read you from his writings. This is only ISSUE 1 of Volume 1. I especially like that Chad is reading it. Not a huge fan of someone else reading what other folks wrote. Many people write like they speak so if someone else is reading it????? HELLLO

Chad has a new web page ilovechadholt.com created by Groovee Fortune. Learn about ALL MY SHIT, WHOOPSY MAGAZINE , DRUNK DRIVERS OF TEXAS, KAOS RADIO , all the FILMS Chad is in and more. Much more than you will ever want to know. Possibly more than you can really handle, but I am just the messenger here. I didn’t write this shit. I just made the web page and notified you of it’s existence.

If you’re in the mood for something offensive, comedic and over the top…Chad Holt will delight you.

Listen To a Free Sample Here  (Click on PREVIEW ALL SONGS)

There will be a Guinea Pig Nation
SPOKEN WORD ~ WRITTEN WORD

Pink & Yellow Peacock, Mohawk, Flower Headpiece

Very excited about this new Countrystarr Peacock Headpiece!

More info

Help Me WIN!!!

Please VOTE for my tiny top hat so I can win!!! You can vote 5 times a day! Pretty please & THANK YOU!!!

Let the Unicorn making begin!!!

Paper mache 001.

it has a horn and a heart eye.

trim the face. more horn.

paint white. need to fix the heart. test the little white poof on top. more horn. glitter! we need GLITTER!

Critter paper mache hat

My 1st paper mache attempt without supervision. It was supposed to be a devil you hang on the wall, but it just fit too well as a hat!!!

Bob Ray’s short film “Sacked”

When Bob Ray of Crashcam Films ask me to make 3 copies of 3 sack puppets in a week, I of course having lived through many days of 100+ weather  jumped at the chance. Nothing stirs up creativity in me like stupid ass challenge involving materials I haven’t really used. Paper sacks are unforgiving and fragile. They do weird things to glue, especially hot glue. They really know how to surprise you. They actually do whatever the hell they want. No paper bag is the same. You think they are all the same until you try to glue a moustache to one of them! I look forward to to seeing the short film “Sacked.” Bob’s a freaking lunatic.

If you like supporting art, need a tax deduction or want cool rewards, please watch the funny clip and chip in.

Michael Dalmon & Heather Kafka with Boss. Photo by Marc Wiskemann. Puppets by Beth Been

Dick from Bob Ray’s short film “Sacked”, CrashCam Films

Knuckles from Bob Ray’s short film “Sacked”, CrashCam Films
This guy later had a white Mexican wedding shirt on and arms. really funny arms.

Countrystarr.com – Beth Been’s 2011 Summer Wardrobe

I’ve been busy busy busy sewing sewing sewing. Check out my 2011 Summer Wardrobe created from old clothes and $60.

Paris with Gaga

Paris Hilton interviewing Lady Gaga! These 2 gushing over each other, delights and disturbs me. As a lover of pop culture, it’s the best! (fade in Davie Bowie song FAME!)

I was extremely impressed to see Lady Gaga using her voice politically concerning Don’t ask, don’t tell. Gaga’s not half as weird as some of our politicians. In fact she is a response to their holier than thou, suit wearing, perverse ways. She’s even mocking them in the photo below!HA HA!

What do you think of Lady Gaga? VOTE NOW or leave a comment!

Madonna blew my mind and Lady Gaga crawled into the mush that remained and rolled around!!!

This post was brought to you by the loop of  Bad Romance playing
in my brain since I woke up. Now it’s  been looped together
with Madonna, Dance and Sing.

If you want to be famous, maybe you should be blonde…

 

Hell Mary Salute

Scarlot Harlot was a bad rollergirl and didn’t make it to the roller derby all season. Tomax sums it all up.

Check out the Austin Chronicle write up and watch the Texas Rollergirls to see what other events will show up in the off season!
Oh yeah, the Hotrods won again…..